[Ring ring]
"Monsieur, monsieur! Gimme gimme gimme money money money, honey honey."
" I do, I do, I do, I do, I do. On and on and on."
"And ante? And ante?"

[Sorry about that, my mind is in a very strange place today. I can't tell if that's funny or not. I do know it's been cracking me up ever since I thought of it.]