Your romantic animal is the Pig.
Oh darling piggy wig, you're one romantic beast! Sweet, but no sap, you have powers of seduction in spades: you were born to woo. And woo you do, usually to your success and everyones all round satisfaction.
In fact, probably to rather too many peoples' satisfaction. For if you have one flaw its that you like to share the love a little more than most. Now, don't get me wrong, nobody should settle for second best, and, boy, do you have to kiss a lot of frogs, but it's just that you, dear porker, probably take a little more relish in the kissing than is strictly necessary.
Aided and abetted by a demeanour as honest as the Scandinavian summer day is long, you're not exactly deceitful – heaven forbid! – rather you're disarmingly straight forward. With the result that you may, on occasion, charm your love chums into letting you play the field a bit while they hang on hoping to become the chosen one.
Nice work if you can get it, but there'll come the time when you just want to settle down, for piggies are nothing if not settlers. Ultimately you believe in a realistic mix of true love and true grit which makes you determined to make a success of your relationship – once you've found the right person that is.
Easy, confident, open and articulate, you're that rare beast – an adventuresome sticker. You like to challenge ideas and push boundaries, but you're fond of the cosy too. All of which makes you an exciting, fun and, ultimately, loyal beastie to share a pen with. Try a cat for fun, or a dog for destiny.
A connoisseur of coupling, your love style is slow, smooth and sensuous, though perhaps not overly energetic.
Oh darling piggy wig, you're one romantic beast! Sweet, but no sap, you have powers of seduction in spades: you were born to woo. And woo you do, usually to your success and everyones all round satisfaction.
In fact, probably to rather too many peoples' satisfaction. For if you have one flaw its that you like to share the love a little more than most. Now, don't get me wrong, nobody should settle for second best, and, boy, do you have to kiss a lot of frogs, but it's just that you, dear porker, probably take a little more relish in the kissing than is strictly necessary.
Aided and abetted by a demeanour as honest as the Scandinavian summer day is long, you're not exactly deceitful – heaven forbid! – rather you're disarmingly straight forward. With the result that you may, on occasion, charm your love chums into letting you play the field a bit while they hang on hoping to become the chosen one.
Nice work if you can get it, but there'll come the time when you just want to settle down, for piggies are nothing if not settlers. Ultimately you believe in a realistic mix of true love and true grit which makes you determined to make a success of your relationship – once you've found the right person that is.
Easy, confident, open and articulate, you're that rare beast – an adventuresome sticker. You like to challenge ideas and push boundaries, but you're fond of the cosy too. All of which makes you an exciting, fun and, ultimately, loyal beastie to share a pen with. Try a cat for fun, or a dog for destiny.
A connoisseur of coupling, your love style is slow, smooth and sensuous, though perhaps not overly energetic.
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