I bought two albums on Monday: Marc Almond's Stranger Things and Outrospective by Faithless. Guess which one I've been listening to all week? Wrong! It's the Faithless one, particularly the songs sung by Zoe Johnston, who was responsible for the best tracks on the Bent album. Someone give this woman a solo recording contract.

And the Marc Almond one? Look, as I said earlier, I don't do easy listening.